Can one be a hillbilly *and* a Thomist? [Updated]

Of course one can.  I've seen it done.  And you can too, if your click here:  View this photo.

(HT:  My Emory colleague, Aquinas Professor Philip Reynolds.)

Updated:  A friend sent this: "Michael’s photograph illustrates that it’s entirely possible to fine-tune the distinction between synderesis and conscientia over a vessel of White Lightnin’ . . ."