Serious trouble ahead for us here at MOJ [UPDATED]

All in the South:  Duke, seeded #1 (Rick Garnett); Villanova, seeded #2 (Patrick Brennan); Notre Dame, seeded #6 (Rick G.); and Louisville, seeded #9 (yours truly).

UPDATED, happily so, at the request of b-ball fan Michael Scaperlanda:

"Texas, seeded #9 (Michael S.), Kansas, seeded #1 (Michael S., through a child), Notre Dame, seeded #6 (Michael S., through 2 children), and Marquette, seeded #6 (Michael S., through a child)."