The world is complicated . . .

When I was in law school, I became friendly with a Unitarian minister--a really impressive guy--who was willing to baptize in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, believed in the real presence of Christ in the eucharist, and was firmly pro-life.  I remember thinking at the time that a trade was in order.  In return for my friend, we could offer the Unitarians a couple of priests who believe what Unitarians are supposed to believe (and Catholics are not supposed to believe), plus two future draft choices.