Yet another slander against the fraternity!

If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could  have been as sharp as this policeman, being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility. ....

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'  

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' 

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'  

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'  

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'  

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'  

A: 'Yes sir.'  

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with the  same officers?'  

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' 

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.