Duke v. Villanova

At times like this (if only to distract oneself from the painful task of reading the latest press release from the good people at my own University of Notre Dame), one turns, naturally, to college basketball.  Tonight, my own Duke Blue Devils -- if only Notre Dame honor-dispensing mechanism had better aim, and was directed toward Coach K.! -- take on the Villanova whats-its in the NCAA mens basketball tournament.  We'll see if the genius of St. Augustine is up to the task of taming the spirit of yesteryear's tobacco magnates.  

No doubt, brothers Sargent and Brennan take another view of the matter . . .