Conservatives Behind the Wheel

I dunno, Greg. I was stuck behind a conservative the other day. He was driving a giant Cadillac, going 25 in a 45 MPH zone, and taking up two lanes, impeding everyone else's progress. His (right) rear turn signal kept blinking even though he never deviated from his path. He was deaf to the desperate honking of everyone behind him, and I was choking on his exhaust fumes -- or maybe it was the sight of his Bush-Cheney sticker!

-- Mark