"The Final Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse"

You should take the NCAA Final Four very seriously, as is shown by this April 1 message, signed "Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins," on the Sojourners website.

Friends, I need to warn you about the Satanic conspiracy behind this so-called "March Madness." It's all in our new book, Left Behind: The Final Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. But don't just take our word for it! Revelation 13:2 says: "And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

Let's spell it out:

And they do.  Since that posting, we've obviously seen how the weak have been slaughtered by the strong, as one should expect in the end times.

Tom